Golgari Gardens is a slow, grindy deck that generates incremental advantage through Ichor Wellspring and Eviscerator's Insight, then recycles threats via Witch's Cottage and Campfire — the plan is to apply relentless early pressure and burn them out before they stabilize. Smash to Smithereens destroys Ichor Wellspring or Tithing Blade while dealing 3 damage directly, keeping our clock ticking even when interacting. Relic of Progenitus shuts off Witch's Cottage and Campfire recursion, denying them the ability to rebuy Crypt Rats or Troll of Khazad-dum. We trim Experimental Synthesizer because it is slow, enters tapped, and is blanked by Troublemaker Ouphe out of their sideboard. Two Goblin Bushwhackers come out as well since Crypt Rats, Suffocating Fumes, and Drown in Sorrow punish a wide board, making the haste-pump payoff less reliable.